Roadmap to Glory(ish)

A visually dramatic timeline of ambition, mild panic, and questionable strategies

gantt title đźš§ Roadmap to Glory(ish) dateFormat YYYY-MM-DD axisFormat %b '%y section Q2 2025 – “Just Trust Us” SSID clustering via vibes :a1, 2025-04-01, 90d MarketMood.exe beta launch :a2, after a1, 45d Cold-email DARPA :a3, after a2, 30d section Q3 2025 – Expansion / Explosion Hire hacker, medium, lawyer :b1, 2025-07-01, 30d Secure angel (or actual angel) :b2, after b1, 30d Publish clustering guide (oops) :b3, after b2, 60d section Q4 2025 – Pivot Rebrand as mindfulness startup :c1, 2025-10-01, 30d Phase 2 lithium browser thing :c2, 2025-11-01, 90d Launch NFT compliance training :c3, after c2, 30d section Q1 2026 – Redemption Apology tour (3 countries min.) :d1, 2026-01-01, 30d Attempt IPO with whiteboard :d2, after d1, 60d Docuseries release :d3, after d2, 30d
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